A Latino in the Balkans

I make Croatian culture make sense by not understanding it at all.

A Venezuelan's guide to being perpetually lost in translation, from the Dalmatian coast to the Zagreb fog.

Gabriel looking confused in front of St. Mark's Church in Zagreb

"Wait, so 'Pomalo' means everything and nothing at the same time?"

— Zadar, October 2021

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Cuidado con la Curva
Latino vs. Slavic
Confusion:

Cuidado con la Curva

A word that means one thing in Spanish and something very different in Croatian.

3 min read
Baka vs Vaca: When Your Grandma Becomes a Cow
Latino vs. Slavic
Confusion:

Baka vs Vaca: When Your Grandma Becomes a Cow

The moment I realized Croatian "baka" sounds exactly like Spanish "vaca" (cow), family introductions got a lot more interesting. A linguistic adventure in accidental insults.

4 min read